TV and Video Games

Instructions

• Every time Norm touches his beer, you must take a gulp of your beer.
• Anytime he actually drinks from the beer you must pound your beer during the entire time he is drinking.
• In addition to the paragraph above we'd recommend your own embellishments.
• To the above we would recommend a chug every time the crowd yells "Norm!"
• Each player can take one of the primary characters at their "tag." When their name is spoken, consume. Adds new meaning to the theme song, "You want to go where everybody knows your name..."

Instructions

Instructions

• Before the show starts, everyone picks a character. Every time the character you picked gets into a confrontation, conflict, or fight, take a drink.
• Plus take a drink whenever: Something isn't working properly on the station.
• Anyone says 'DS9' as the name of the space station
• Violence breaks out on the promenade ring.
• The wormhole is shown/opens (this includes the opening credits).
• The station is shown from outside
• The 'cog' airlocks are used/operated
• Any door is seen opened manually (if it's a 'cog', take two)
• Somebody mentions Bajor (only one drink per line; any number during the scene)
• Sisko threatens somebody
• Someone hits on Dax
• Odo is puzzled by humanoid behaviour
• The Cardasian spy uses clothing as a euphemism for something else.
• Dr. Bashir suggests something patently unwise.

• Someone rides the elevator to/from the control room action: say "going up?" or "going down?"
• A shuttle craft is shown Action: guess the name of the craft out loud
• Odo shape shifts Action: say "Jell-O!"
• O'Brien uses the transporters Action: nostalgic sigh
• Jake Sisko gets in trouble Action: say "Kids these days!"
• Kira has a case of divided loyalties Action: put a drink in each hand and have a drink from both
• Quark is seen behind the bar Action: take a second drink, or have a shot of something stronger

Plus, chug a whole beer when and if:
• Someone from Star Trek: The Next Generation makes an appearance (members of the O'Brien family don't count, but secondary characters and extras _if_ you can identify them _absolutely_ do count)
• Sisko backs down or knuckles under to someone else
• Odo does something intentionally humorous
• Dr. Bashir does something clever not related to medicine.
• Dax gets into an amorous (sexual) encounter
• O'Brien is asked to jury-rig something to save the day and it doesn't work
• Quark does something selfless

• You see Buffy's bra strap
• Someone sneaks up on Giles
• Someone has a little more knowledge than they should
• A nice teacher gets whacked
• Somebody alone in a locker room gets whacked
• The Hellmouth is mentioned
• Buffy's past is mentioned
• There is a gratuitous cleavage shot
• There is any "buffyism" (a short two or single word phrase - NOT A LINE)
• Willow is behind a keyboard
• Xander displays jealousy over Buffy
• Willow displays jealousy over Xander
• Buffy gushes over or is annoyed by Angel
• Angel appears with a cryptic greeting for Buffy
• Buffy grunts while fighting
• Cordelia rips on someone
• Someone rips on Cordelia
• Cordelia is oblivious to the paranormal
• Buffy goes on a date
• A vampire whacks an innocent person
• Buffy's mom lays the smack down on Buffy's plans
• Principal Snyder shows distaste for Buffy
• Buffy cries
• Willow surprises herself with her last remark
• Willow hacks into a restricted site
• The Master orders Buffy's death
• Buffy leaves school grounds during normal hours

• Buffy slays a vampire
• Buffy's dress goes past her thigh
• Willow is better dressed than Buffy
• A nice teacher lives through the episode
• Giles sneaks up on someone
• Buffy delivers a line before laying the smack down (ex. "Hi honey, I'm home!")
• Buffy's date isn't human
• Giles' earring hole is visible

Instructions

• Bones says "He's dead, Jim."
• Bones points out he's a doctor, not a ___________
• Kirk gets the girl
• Kirk outwits a computer
• Kirk violates the prime directive
• Kirk's shirt gets ripped
• Kirk bluffs his way out
• Kirk takes responsibility for the whole crew
• Kirk saves the day with a stirring speech
• Kirk kisses the girl
• Kirk says "We come in peace" and "shoot to kill" in the same sentence
• Kirk says "Phasers on stun"
• Spock shows emotion
• Spock uses the Vulcan neck pinch
• Spock looks into the science station
• Spock refers to the doctor as illogical
• Spock says "Fascinating" or "Indeed"
• Scotty complains about the warp speed requested/demanded
• Scotty pulls off a miraculous technological feat
• Scotty says "The engines canna take much more a this,
• Captain" Chekov promotes Russian history
• Chekov says "But Keptin...."
• Chekov pronounces a 'w' like a 'v'
• Sulu sets course
• Sulu has the con
• Uhura says "Hailing frequencies open"
• Uhura opens a channel in all frequencies and all languages
• Uhura sings
• Yeoman Rand gives Kirk something to initial
• Yeoman Rand serves coffee
• Nurse Chapel lusts after Spock
• Kyle makes his appearance as transporter chief Lt.
• Leslie appears or is mentioned
• A redshirt dies
• The weapons are powerless
• The transporter is inoperative
• Dilithium crystals are drained/inoperative/missing
• Communicators malfunction
• The shields are about to collapse
• The Enterprise goes faster than it is possibly able to
• The Enterprise is taken over by a superior alien power
• You see a styrofoam planet or a planet with no atmosphere
• A newly discovered planet is "Much like Earth"
• Klingon and Romulan technology is mixed up
• Special effects people cannot tell phasers from photon torpedoes

CHUG if any of the following occur:

• Kirk does not get the girl
• Sulu gets a sword
• Major character dies/is assumed dead
• Starfleet exonerates the crew for their violation of regulations/orders
• The episode was blatantly ripped off by ST:TNG
• Lt. Leslie speaks
• Anybody makes a "historical" reference to the 20th century

Instructions

• 1. Someone has a bad feeling about this.
• 2. It's their only hope.
• 3. An entire planet is described as having one climate.
• 4. Somebody gets choked.
• 5. A woman other than Leia is on screen.
• 6. An old Jedi starts to ramble about the Force. (Vader counts)
• 7. Somebody's hand gets cut off.
• 8. A gigantic technological marvel explodes in a single blast.
• 9. There is a tremor in the Force.
• 10. It's not someone's fault.
• 11. One or more heroes are almost eaten by a Thing.
• 12. A Jedi is much more powerful than he looks.
• 13. Someone exclaims "NO!".
• 14. Someone does something apparently suicidal that turns out to be a good idea.
• 15. Twice if it is not Han.
• 16. Someone wears the same outfit in all three movies. (It counts if they change at the end.)
• 17. Someone is mind-controlled using the Force.
• 18. People kiss.
• 19. A good guy wears white or a bad guy wears black.
• 20. Twice if a bad guy wears white and a good guy wears black (for uniforms, only the first person on screen counts)
• 21. Three times if someone in between wears grey.
• 22. Every time you find yourself talking to the people on screen.
• 23. An elaborately made up alien has no lines.
• 24. Someone or something tries to get money from Han.
• 25. Some ship crashes into something after being hit.
• 26. Someone has a light saber duel (includes just using light saber.)
• 27. An Ewok dies, and the camera longer than it did when the Death Star exploded , killing billions of people. (14 seconds, count 'em.)
• 28. It is Luke's destiny.
• 29. Luke whines.
• 30. Luke discovers a long lost relative.
• 31. Luke fights monsters or savages.
• 32. Luke does some nifty acrobatic flip.
• 33. Luke teeters on the brink of a chasm.
• 34. Luke is upside down.
• 35. Luke and Lando are in the same place at the same time.
• 36. Twice if they speak to each other.
• 37. Luke's parentage is foreshadowed.
• 38. Luke refuses to take someone's advice.
• 39. Luke yells "Artooooo!".
• 40. Leia insults somebody.
• 41. Leia wears an outfit that covers everything except her face and hands.
• 42. Twice if it covers her neck.
• 43. Three times if she is almost totally nude.
• 44. Obi-Wan Kenobi materializes for a guest appearance.
• 45. Obi-Wan Kenobi plays detective. ("...only imperial storm troopers are so precise.")
• 46. Han brags about the Millennium Falcon.
• 47. Anybody insults the Millennium Falcon.
• 48. Something doesn't work on the Falcon.
• 49. Twice if it is the hyper-drive.
• 50. Yoda uses bad grammar.
• 51. Yoda talks like a fortune cookie.
• 52. R2-D2 gets thrashed.
• 53. R2-D2 plugs into the wrong socket, and his head spins around.
• 54. C3P0 loses a body part. (take two drinks if he is completely dismembered.)
• 55. A Rebel pilot is of a race other than white.
• 56. Twice if they are non-human (co-pilots count)
• 57. A Rebel pilot says "nice shot..."
• 58. A Rebel pilot says "I've been hit..."
• 59. Tarkin brags about the Death Star.
• 60. The Emperor cackles evilly.
• 61. The Emperor has foreseen something.
• 62. Vader runs into one of his kids and doesn't recognize them.
• 63. Twice if he tries to kill them.
• 64. Boba Fett talks.
• 65. Storm Troopers shoot everywhere but where they are aiming.
• 66. Storm Trooper armor proves useless.
• 67. Any Imperial ship is destroyed.
• 68. A TIE Fighter explodes for no reason.
• 69. The game ends when a bunch of Ewoks start dancing. No matter what you've been drinking, you will remember this image. The last person to give up drinking on cue is the winner. Of course, ties are possible.
• 70. If at some point you find that no one can successfully operate the VCR anymore, the game may as well be abandoned.